Office Jerk ANDROID Game

Working in an office sure can be boring, and it doesn't help when some do-good, know-it-all sits across from you all day. You know the type: he runs to the boss when you do something wrong, complains when you get the last bag of chips in the snack room, or takes credit for your good ideas. No longer will you sit back and take it! Grab whatever you have nearby and wipe that smirk off his face. Unleash your "office rage" in Office Jerk!

Not Another Mundane Monday

Tired of the daily routine your office has in store? If you have a case of the Mondays, or if you're just tired of people asking if you have a case of the Mondays, Office Jerk is for you. Mix things up by doing something you probably shouldn't do in real life - hurl everything on your desk at your neighbor! Vent your frustration without risking a trip to the unemployment line.

The Annoying Coworker

Your coworker isn't exactly a nice guy, so there's no need to feel bad about torturing him - he deserves it! Just look at him. He's been typing at his desk all day and all he's accomplished is a measly pie chart to try and impress the boss. He has an "I heart my boss" coffee mug which he prominently displays during meetings. He...wait, what was that? Did he just pat the picture of him and his cat? Teach this dorky dud a lesson and have some fun at his expense.

I Believe You Have My Stapler

Start the game with a piece of crumpled paper on your desk. It's just begging you to toss it at the back of his head, so give it a throw. Simply place your finger on the object and flick upward to toss the item at your scrawny colleague.

Open up your desk drawer and tap on 30+ items to hurl at the Jerk, including:

• Paper: Start off by going easy and hurling a light piece of paper his way.

• Stapler: This red stapler was made for throwing, and that's just what you'll do.

• Water Balloon: Smack him with a wet one and see if he comes up all wet.

• Beehive: Maybe he'll behave after an encounter with the hive.

•TNT: Overkill? Yes. Destructively fun? Double yes.

Destroy His Desk

The obvious goal here is to smack the smart-aleck in the head, but the office environment gives you even more options. Knock over his precious picture, crack his monitor, and cause more chaos in the office. Hit him in the back of the head to make him see stars, give him an instant lump, or make him turn around so you can get a direct hit right between his eyes. See how many times in a row you can hit him to rack up a high score. Your current score is displayed on a day-to-day calendar pad with the best score directly underneath.

Office Sounds

The environment and sounds that surround you in Office Jerk really bring the game to life. You'll hear office chatter in the background, phones ringing, people typing, and scanners scanning. Throw an object too far and you might crack some glass or break a picture. Your office rival will smirk and you'll hear him chuckle if you toss an object and miss. Don't worry though, he's not going anywhere. Toss another object and wait for that sweet sound of success when it smacks the back of his head.